HECTIC

It's midterm time.

Things are kinda hectic.

With the added traffic, we have added problems. The students don't create all of them; sometimes it's just Murphy's law. Like last night, the printing system went down--all over campus. Fun, fun, fun.

I'm being run a bit ragged.

It sucks being the only staff person for my shift. I have student assts, but another staff person to help cope with this madhouse would be awesome.

At least I got a new student to help on the desk, but I had to train him...tonight among the insanity. I hope he doesn't quit.

Since I don't have time to post something substantial or the brainpower for pithy, I present some search terms that brought people to my site with my silly commentary:

bitchy librarian is causing problems (I don't feel complete unless somebody's mad.)

licking your own armpits (this one pops up at least once a month)

"doing the pee dance" (hee)

bored librarians (hangs head in shame.)

cool vampire steaks (Should I be worried about being sold on the meat aisle?)

danger library workers (Ya got that right.)

box of boogers (This search term was used 4 times last month. I hope they were interested in Goobers. I'm also the first result in Google. Should I be worried?)

kiddy porn (Twice!)

psychology students are perverted (Really now?)

belly button golf (I'm gonna google this one when I have time)

what people look like with caffeine addictions (hangs head in shame)

librarian from hell (Yeah, Satan and I are like THAT.)

librarians that suck (You wish.)

thing "I don't like" about death "are the hours" (Tell me about it.)