Thursday, September 28, 2006

PSA for Professors #2

If furniture is missing from a library classroom, don't expect me to whittle you some replacements. Woodworking and vampires don't mix. Unfortunate splinter accidents can occur.

Don't really expect me to go hunt and gather some replacement furniture either. I ain't lugging tables up from the lower floors just so your students have a place to set their feet.

If it ain't there, you don't need it.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Woodworking and vampires don't mix. Unfortunate splinter accidents can occur."
Haha. That is great, it really made my day.

8:22 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(shakes head) Too true, too true. Oh, and put it back where it came from when you're done. I didn't get this degree to do heavy lifting. And don't lean back on those two legs; they're not made to hold up your fat rear end without the other two legs. And when you fall and break something, I can guarantee that I AM going to laugh at your stupidity.

10:25 AM, September 30, 2006  
Blogger listmaker said...

You said it!

6:48 PM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger Vampire Librarian said...

Ah, the best part of all this...I confirmed with a co-worker that there is NO furniture missing from the room.

7:41 PM, October 01, 2006  

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