Thursday, February 02, 2006

Out of the Mouths of Babes

A boy barely fourteen just said, “Man, she’s got a big booty,” right in front of me in reference to someone across the room. He then asked me if I had a cell phone charger.

What did I do?

I gave him a cell phone charger while hoping the charger would short and kill him.
It wouldn't be murder then.

It didn't.

He did say thank you to me--twice, once when I gave it to him and again as he was leaving.
Kids are such a puzzle.



Blogger Spike said...

Shit yeah.

1:36 AM, February 03, 2006  
Blogger Librarian Girl said...

If only you could have somehow inferred that he must have a small penis without compromising your professionalism. "Man, he's got a small penis!...Here's your phone charger."

11:42 AM, February 03, 2006  
Blogger MadameBoffin said...


2:00 AM, February 04, 2006  
Blogger Spike said...

Ooh! Ooh! Hang a picture of a small one over one side of the desk then "Certainly, young sir, just step under this sign for a moment."

2:34 AM, February 04, 2006  
Blogger Spike said...

Er, a small dick. I meant a small dick. Note to self: do not leave out vital bits.

11:46 PM, February 05, 2006  

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