Saturday, February 23, 2008

PSA for Students #11

If you're sick, don't come near me. Call, email, IM, send a friend, send up smoke signals, just don't come in person to tell me that you're sick and can't work. There are a lot of plagues going around right now, and I'm trying desperately not to catch one.

Coming to me to tell me you have pneumonia is not helping. I don't need to see your pastey face and listen to your rattling breathe to get that you're sick. And if you had the stomach flu yesterday, don't come to work today, especially if you haven't mastered solid foods yet. Seriously, it's okay. Stay home.

Shit, Library X is already one big thriving petri dish without you sickos adding to it. Come near me again, and I'm gonna Lysol you.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

just hope that when the canadian secret police will send agents to arrest you they wont have the flu.liron

4:43 AM, February 23, 2008  
Blogger j0m1n1n said...

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2:19 PM, February 23, 2008  
Blogger j0m1n1n said...

Sometimes I think that the library where I work is really a government germ warfare lab. I have been sick four times this winter. One member of our staff had whooping cough.

2:22 PM, February 23, 2008  
Blogger Tor Hershman said...

Moi always carries hand de-germer, it works up the snout too.

Stay on groovin' safari,

10:38 AM, February 24, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Black Death is upon us as well...

10:40 AM, February 24, 2008  
Blogger Nike said...

Question, if you are the undead, how can you get sick...;D

Although I do sympathize. Damn cold and flu season. Decimated our library staff last week. I think we had a total of 5 people working all week.

3:49 PM, February 24, 2008  
Blogger Vampire Librarian said...

j0m1n1n, whooping cough? Where are you--the 1920's?

tor hershman, up the snout? Do you have any nose hairs left?

librarianwoes, lancing the boils sucks, doesn't it?

Nike, vamps can get sick. We get very sick, and we get very grumpy. That's why my co-vamps tell me to stay home. Not b/c I'm contagious but b/c I'm a bigger bitch than usual.

6:24 PM, February 24, 2008  
Blogger Julie said...

Pneumonia has a U in it. I am only working today because one of the other part-time librarians is sick. My boss wanted us both to come in, and I could just hold down the fort if she started vomiting. I emailed to ask her PLEASE not to come if she's sick - and either she's well enough to be here, or she's not. I see no point in being the barf patrol librarian.

7:46 PM, February 25, 2008  
Blogger Vampire Librarian said...

Fixed! Blogger no long will check my spelling. I think because it's that bad.

10:43 PM, February 25, 2008  
Anonymous nibblepig said...

My colleague is ill at the moment.. Can you catch stuff over the internet?

5:18 PM, February 26, 2008  
Blogger Vampire Librarian said...

When I was MUCH younger and first started using the internet, I was highly confused when viruses were mentioned. I thought they were something from the computer could give me a cold.

Now I know they just give headaches.

8:24 PM, February 26, 2008  

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