Sunday, November 04, 2007

Old Daddy Vampire

Old Daddy Vampire is the IT Demon for a military academy. I envy the amount of abuse he is allowed to dole out on the annoying cadets. But he isn't allowed that same freedom with his fellow faculty and staff. He sent me this email exchange to prove that he has to deal with as much nonsense as me. Needless to say, you'll find that the snark doesn't fall far from the tree.

Email from Teaching Faculty:
Subject: Error

For some time I've been unable to use the My Computer and Windows Explorer functions. I always get a running hourglass, and it freezes up.

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Email from Old Daddy Vampire, IT Demon:
Subject: Re:Error

Have you tried restarting the machine?


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Email from Teaching Faculty:
Subject: Re: Error

I just logged off and then logged on.

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Email from Old Daddy Vampire, IT Demon:
Subject: Re:Error

Sometimes restarting will cure many sins.........


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Email from Teaching Faculty:
Subject: Re: Error

Not this time; my sins must be too great. I only logged off -- should I try shutting down entirely?

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Email from Old Daddy Vampire, IT Demon:
Subject: Re:Error

Yes, and repent before your computer spontaneously combusts.


I love Old Daddy Vampire.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Woeful said...

Excellent!

6:48 PM, November 04, 2007  
Blogger Katya said...

I think I love Old Daddy Vampire too!

8:17 PM, November 08, 2007  
Blogger Vampire Librarian said...

Yes, he's a keeper.

11:25 PM, November 08, 2007  

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