Now, where are my residuals?
Really I hadn't known this book existed until after I started my blog. The book used to be the first thing that would pop up in Google when you did a search for "Vampire Librarian". Now my blog has the number one spot. Thanks guys!
When I saw there was a book with my blog's name in the title, I wanted to buy it. Little did I know that the book was not published in the US, and American booksellers were charging sixty or more dollars for the book, but fortunately eBay saved me. I bought the book from an Australian used bookseller for less than twenty bucks, and that's including shipping and handling. I was amused to find that my copy is a library discard and apparently never checked out. Maybe they were afraid of keeping it overdue.
What is so scary about the Vampire Librarian?
I can read thought waves by sonar and transmit thoughts into people's heads to compel them to return their overdue books.
I drive a hearse with a coffin in the back.
I will suck your blood and kill you if you lose a book.
So watch out!
I plan to make the book bat my profile picture. It's just too perfect.