PSA for Students #4

If you're going to have a fake ID, DON'T LOSE YOUR WALLET.

I'm getting tired of having to pick through your plastic to figure out who you are.

Here's some more advice because you didn't ask. Don't keep that fake ID in the clear plastic window in your wallet. That's just stupid. The only time you need that fake ID front and center is at the alcohol store. Once you got your keg, put the fake ID in a slot behind some credit cards, and when you're back at frat house, take that fake ID out of your wallet and tuck it into your underwear drawer. You don't need it with you ALL THE TIME. In fact, it's better if you don't have it all the time. Remember, fake IDs are ILLEGAL. You guys do remember that right? If not, UPD will be happy to remind you.

That is all.