Thursday, June 09, 2005

Ding Dong the Perv is Gone

Oh happy day! Mr. Red Pants is no longer allowed in the library!

Just to be clear, Mr. Red Pants was my LEAST favorite patron of all time.

Here's a list why:

1. Spit on floor.
2. Flipped the bird at library staff.
3. Looked at porn on the computer and wouldn't move to another computer or stop when you asked him.
4. Hit on yours truly in a most disgusting manner.
5. Would make a cave for himself out of chair cushions down in the stacks so he could sleep during the day.
6. Yelled profanities at Library staff.
7. Drank cheap beer in stacks and left cans behind.

But he's not allowed in the building anymore! Yay! If we see him, we call UPD, and they'll arrest him. Yay!



Blogger Snooze said...

That's why I now work in a library that is accessed only by appointment.

4:10 PM, June 09, 2005  
Blogger Vampire Librarian said...

Oooh, that sounds interesting. I keep pushing for the installation of retina scanners, but supposedly we don't have the money.

8:39 AM, June 10, 2005  
Blogger Sister said...

Spit on the floor?! As far as I'm concerned anyone who spits in public should have their saliva glands (whatever the hell they're called) removed!

1:50 PM, June 10, 2005  

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