Why I haven't been posting:
OMG! I just realised I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You may not believe this, but my hands were chopped off, and I was waiting for bionic ones. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness...
Really, I am so busy with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, being distracted by the shiny, and just generally being a terrible burden to various lawyers I met recently that my day is passing in a blur from 8am to the time I run out of alcohol. I am looking at rectifying this. But who cares.
I will try to remember that I promised to update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Truly! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated.
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Really, I am so busy with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, being distracted by the shiny, and just generally being a terrible burden to various lawyers I met recently that my day is passing in a blur from 8am to the time I run out of alcohol. I am looking at rectifying this. But who cares.
I will try to remember that I promised to update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Truly! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated.
(This post brought to you by The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator.)
posted by Vampire Librarian at 11:46 PM
6 Comments:
lol! thanks for the laugh - gonna feature my own lazy post soon :)
"Really, I am so busy with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, being distracted by the shiny"....HILARIOUS!!!! Seriously!
It's a fun little generator. Try it out. A lot of options to choose from.
yeah, i invite you to gothiclover.com to meet some of our vampire friends!!
OMG! I just realised I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You may not believe this, but my hands were chopped off, and I was waiting for bionic ones. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness...
I love it...you're Hilarious, I love your sarcastic sense of humor....Nice Blog....Thanks for the laugh...
Sadly, Rosario, the sarcasm is not mine. I blithely lifted it from the Lazy Blogger's Generator. I'm half tempted to use it again.
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