Monday, August 25, 2008

Why I haven't been posting:

OMG! I just realised I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You may not believe this, but my hands were chopped off, and I was waiting for bionic ones. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness...

Really, I am so busy with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, being distracted by the shiny, and just generally being a terrible burden to various lawyers I met recently that my day is passing in a blur from 8am to the time I run out of alcohol. I am looking at rectifying this. But who cares.

I will try to remember that I promised to update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Truly! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated.

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6 Comments:

Blogger *lynne* said...

lol! thanks for the laugh - gonna feature my own lazy post soon :)

10:28 AM, August 26, 2008  
Blogger Melissa said...

"Really, I am so busy with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, being distracted by the shiny"....HILARIOUS!!!! Seriously!

3:08 PM, August 26, 2008  
Blogger Vampire Librarian said...

It's a fun little generator. Try it out. A lot of options to choose from.

11:07 PM, August 26, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1:38 AM, August 31, 2008  
Blogger Rosario said...

OMG! I just realised I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You may not believe this, but my hands were chopped off, and I was waiting for bionic ones. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness...

I love it...you're Hilarious, I love your sarcastic sense of humor....Nice Blog....Thanks for the laugh...

10:13 PM, December 05, 2008  
Blogger Vampire Librarian said...

Sadly, Rosario, the sarcasm is not mine. I blithely lifted it from the Lazy Blogger's Generator. I'm half tempted to use it again.

12:03 AM, December 06, 2008  

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