PSA for Students #13

No, I won't co-sign a loan with you. I wouldn't even lend you twenty bucks.

That is all.

Best Excuse Contest

Let's have a contest!

Whoever can supply the best excuse given by them or to them for not coming into work wins!*

Here's my entry: A student called to ask off work today because she was covered in shark juice. She may have said more, but my brain froze on shark juice. I told her it was okay to go home and take a shower rather than come into work. Or maybe I just said shark juice a few times. I'm not sure.

I'm sure someone can beat that. But shark juice? Seriously?