Viva Club LibX

I was just alerted by one of my student workers that a bunch of sorority girls were doing body shots downstairs. How did she know this? Facebook.

It all just boggles the mind.

Shh!

Had a student ask me today if I could make the construction workers outside stop drilling because they were disturbing him.

Sorry, kiddo. My shushing powers do not extend beyond these four walls. Here are some ear plugs instead.